BEHEMOTH Is Trying To Tell Us Something About God & Pooping

Everyone's favorite Christ-loving band Behemoth celebrated Christmas with a one-minute video called "T.S.O.G." You find out later in the video that "T.S.O.G." stands for "The Shit Of God," because of course it does. The video also feels way too produced to be a trailer for nothing, and the vocals certainly seem like they're taken from new music. So it might be safe to assume that new Behemoth is coming soon.

In the meantime, Behemoth, Satyricon, and Rotting Christ will hit the road across Europe next April for their Unholy Trinity tour. The tour kicks off on April 4 at the Gasometer in Vienna and wraps up on April 27 at the O2 Universum in Prague. Get the full list of dates below and get your tickets here.

4/4 Gasometer, Vienna, AT
4/5 Zenith, Munich, DE
4/6 Columbiahalle, Berlin, DE
4/8 Halle 622, Zurich, CH
4/11 Olympia, Paris, FR
4/12 O2 Brixton Academy, London, UK
4/13 013 Poppodium, Tilburg, NL
4/15 E-Werk, Cologne, DE
4/16 Schlachthof, Wiesbaden, DE
4/18 B-K, Stockholm, SE
4/20 Inferno Metal Festival, Oslo, NO (Behemoth only)
4/22 Ice Hall, Helsinki, FI
4/23 Palladium, Riga, LV
4/25 Orbita Hall, Wrocław, PL
4/26 Ragnaroek Festival, Lichtenfels, DE (Behemoth only)
4/27 O2 Universum, Prague, CZ