BELUSHI SPEED BALL's New Single Is Pretty Sh*tty

It all started when Green Day announced their Dookie Demastered series, which found the classic band putting out songs from Dookie on stuff like a floppy disk or a Gameboy. One item with a song on it was a Teddy Ruxpin doll, which Belushi Speed Ball took issue with as they did it first… along with songs on a Furby, a pizza, and a buncha other ridiculous stuff over the years.

Now to get back at Green Day, Belushi Speed Ball has released a new song called "Dookie" that's literally on shit. Specifically dog shit, which you can buy here on eBay. Good luck explaining to anyone that lives with you why you bought actual shit on the Internet. I'm sure they're totally gonna buy that it's a song.

On the shitty single, Belushi Speed Ball's Vinny Castellano offered: "After the shock of Green Day's announcement set in. A fellow bestie, Scott Mcgovern, turned to me and said 'Well at least they didn't do Pizza!' And I jokingly said, 'We should release a song on Dookie'. And then WE MADE IT HAPPEN! We are now offering the world the first ever, Dog Poop Single. You can listen to us gush about Fantano's thighs through a heaping smoldering chunk of Labrador Feces. Which we have forever preserved in resin. This is a 1 of 1 item from us, which we will NEVER make again."