Noah Kahan Asks Concertgoers Not To Shit In Their Seats

Yesterday Noah Kahan asked his fans to stop stealing his hometown's road sign, and now he's asking them to not shit their seats at his shows. Whereas Olivia Rodrigo recently made headlines after discussing concertgoers wearing adult diapers at her concerts in general admission, it seems Kahan's fans are somehow even worse.

The folk-pop singer kicked off the North American leg of his The Great Divide Tour last night at Philly's Citizens Bank Park. Today, he tweeted, "If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that."

He added, "I shit myself onstage in Charlottesville but that’s because I am dedicated to my craft."

On Reddit, an unlucky attendee explained the situation: "Ok so the person who did this was one row in front of me in section AA. I guess they didn't want to miss a couple songs to use the bathroom so they just straight up shit themselves (mind you not liquid or anything in case anyone thinks this was an accident) and started picking actual pieces of poop out of their butt and put it on the floor. She started trying to waffle stomp the turds and acted like nothing happened but we flagged down security. One of the most unreal concert experiences I've ever witnessed."