Dave Bautista has roasted Donald Trump, taking aim at the presidential candidate’s masculinity in an attempt to win over male voters.
The Guardians of the Galaxy star announced his support for Kamala Harris back in September, but he took things to a whole new level during a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
During this week’s episode, Kimmel noted that Trump is polling ahead of Harris among male voters but doubted that the former president is “the strong, alpha man these men believe him to be.” The show then cut to a segment with Bautista working out in a boxing gym and branding Trump a “whiny little bitch”.
“Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista says. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.
“He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” Bautista adds as a clip of Trump in a rainstorm plays. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
Bautista continued the roast: “He’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid… of rain… of dogs… of windmills… of Meryl fucking Streep… and being laughed at.
“And mostly, he’s terrified that real, red-blooded American men will find out that he’s a weak, tubby toddler. What’s wrong, tough guy? Did someone grab you by the pussy?”
Dave Bautista attends the premiere of ‘The Last Showgirl’ during the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival at Princess of Wales Theatre on September 6, 2024 in Toronto, Ontario. CREDIT: Kayla Oaddams/Getty Images
Kimmel has long been a vocal opponent of Trump and has clashed with former president multiple times over the years, which is likely why he recruited Bautista to take him down just a few weeks before Election Day.
Bautista, meanwhile, urged his Instagram followers last month to get out and vote early if they can.
“Made my freedom heard. Voting early took me 20 mins — no excuses,” he captioned a video of himself at the polling station. “Freedom isn’t something we just talk about; it’s something we act on. Do your part, get out there, and vote. Your voice matters, and this election’s too important to sit out.”
In other news, Stranger Things and Full Metal Jacket star Matthew Modine recently compared Trump to Hitler, adding: “It’s no exaggeration.”
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