Jack White Rips Trump’s Oval Office Decorations: “Fully Achieved the Movie Idiocracy”

Jack White can write a guitar lick any time, any where, but when it comes to the poetry of Instagram, he has a muse named Donald Trump. In a new post, the rocker ripped the President’s “disgusting taste” in Oval Office decorations, and claimed that Trump has “almost fully achieved the movie Idiocracy.”

“Look at how disgusting trump has transformed the historic White House,” White captioned a photo of Trump meeting Ukranian President Zelenskyy in the Oval Office. “It’s now a vulgar, gold leafed and gaudy, professional wrestler’s dressing room. Can’t wait for the UFC match on the front lawn too, he’s almost fully achieved the movie Idiocracy.

“Look at his disgusting taste,” White continued, “would you even buy a used car from this conman, let alone give him the nuclear codes? A gold plated trump bible would look perfect up on that mantle with a pair of trump shoes on either side wouldn’t it? What an embarrassment to American history. Also pictured in this photograph, a REAL leader of a nation in a black suit.”

Idiocracy is Mike Judge’s 2006 satire about an unremarkable modern man who awakens from a 500-year hibernation to discover that everyone is stupid and the President, played by Terry Crews, is named Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Check out White’s post below.

It’s been a busy summer for White, who recently got his first-ever cell phone and completed his “longtime mission” of catching a baseball game in every MLB ballpark.