Jack White Mocks Trump’s Anniversary Press Conference: “Me Do Accomplishments!”

Jack White took to Instagram to roast Donald Trump’s press conference marking the one-year anniversary of his second term, where Trump appeared with a stack of papers labeled “accomplishments.”

“Me do accomplishments!” White wrote on Instagram, rattling off references to recent controversies. “Trump smart. Good boy deserve Nobel Peace Prize! Dementia? What is? NO! Trump smart, pass brain test, name giraffe. Me President of Venezuela and Canada. Me want Greenland too for fun. Mom said Trump could have been great baseball player but also big building with bars on windows. Building for very sick people. Trump not sick. Trump smart. MAGA. Very smart people made Trump President. Very smart people keep Trump President. Take nap now. Use fake, I mean real Peace Prizes for pillows. Trump accomplishment. Nighty night.”

The comment section turned into a block party, with White directing those who disagreed to the music of Ted Nugent and Kid Rock: “Anyone who likes said comment gets blocked too. i leave a couple up so everyone knows why they were blocked. This is my house, not town square. ted nugent and kid rock i’m sure are looking for more MAGA supporters so i suggest you head over to their houses. thank you for your attention to this matter!”

So I guess White wasn’t moved by Nugent’s grudging praise for White’s Thanksgiving halftime show.