Jack White: Trump Puts His Name on Currency While “TSA Agents Are Selling Plasma”

This week, the Treasure Department announced that Donald Trump’s signature would be added to US dollars beginning later this year, a first for a sitting president.

Longtime Trump critic Jack White responded to the news in a new post to Instagram, writing: “Oh how humble! But why stop there donnie? Why don’t you use your small hands to sign into law that your oh so stern orange face appears on the front of the hundred dollar bill as well? You might as well, since Congress and the American people (and to an extent, the rest of the world) are all just letting you do whatever you want to anyways, so go ahead! Invade Cuba next? Sure! Go ahead, nobody’s stopping you.”

White also noted the timing of the decision, which comes as TSA agents go without a paycheck and are “selling plasma to pay rent while he takes the day off.” White continued, “Gas prices are surging as a world wide crisis that HE caused rages in the Middle East; it’s the perfect time to joke on fox ‘news’, visit Graceland, and sign into law to have your bloated, cocky signature on all U.S. currency! Congrats donnie! You deserve it!”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if someone started a campaign to black magic marker line out his name every time you receive a new banknote?” White posited to wrap up his comments. “I think that’s against the law to deface U.S. currency, so I would never suggest that becoming a nationwide campaign…..but is everyone allowed to break the law when they feel like it or just donnie? #redactedbanknotes.”