Lil Wayne Can’t Look At Milk

You ever think about milk? Like, thousands of years ago, some prehistoric person looked at a cow's udder and thought I should drink what's in there, and now it's a staple of the human diet across so many cultures? Pretty fucking weird, man. Many people, for both health and moral reasons, won't consume dairy. And then there are others who do consume dairy but who just don't like to think about it. Lil Wayne, for instance, cannot look at milk. Recently, Weezy F. Baby put in an appearance on Lil Dicky, Benny Blanco, and Kristin Batalucco's video podcast Friends Keep Secrets. (Batalucco, Google tells me, is Dicky's wife.) I was not previously aware that such a podcast existed, but now I am, and now you are, too. Looking at it now, Friends Keep Secrets is shot like a sitcom, and the last three guests were Blake Griffin, Hunter Biden, and Matty Matheson. The human tapestry! In his hour-long conversation with Lil Dicky and friends, Lil Wayne talks about his days as a child rapper on Cash Money Records and his addiction to the Ancient Aliens TV show. But the reason you're here is the milk thing. At some point, Wayne mentions that he eats a lot of breakfast for dinner. But he says that when...