Noah Kahan Asks Fans in Philly to Go to the Bathroom If They Have to Poop

At least Olivia Rodrigo’s fans have the decency to wear diapers: Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go the bathroom if they have to go No. 2 after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night.

“If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao,” Kahan wrote in a post to X on Saturday. “I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that.”

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Kahan apparently got wind of the incident after a fan posted a video about it on social media. We’re not going to link directly too the video because it’s pretty gross, but you find it pretty easy if that’s your sort of thing.

This is the second time in as many days that Kahan has to publicly remind his fans to behave themselves: yesterday he told them to stop stealing a Vermont street sign referenced on a song from Stick Season.

In other news, Kahan just announced the entirety of his “Great Divide World Tour” is sold tour across five continents.

If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that

— Noah Kahan (@NoahKahan) June 27, 2026