Noah Kahan calls on Congress to force his fans to wear diapers to gigs to stop them pissing and shitting everywhere

Noah Kahan has jokingly called for Congress to get involved and force his fans to wear diapers to gigs, following people shitting and peeing on the floors of his shows. READ MORE: Noah Kahan in London: rising folk-pop superstar graduates to arenas The ‘Stick Season’ singer has had to tell fans numerous times now how to conduct themselves when they are attending his gigs, following multiple instances where fans have soiled themselves while stood in the audience, rather than go to one of the bathrooms provided. A few weeks ago at a show in Philadelphia, it was revealed that a female fan defecated near the stage as he performed, and soon afterwards at another gig on the tour, various reports emerged about another woman in attendance at the show, who allegedly urinated on another fan’s purse mid-concert. “If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao,” Kahan wrote on X after hearing about the two instances. “I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1,000 yard stare after dealing with that.” If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped ...