Oh my god, they clogged Kenny!
Iconic South Park characters, including Cartman, Randy, Kenny, and Towlie, are being celebrated with a new Crocs shoe collection.
The official South Park X Crocs Classic Clog Collection will boast five different colorways. One design features friends Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny emblazoned on a Classic Clog in their usual positions standing at the bus stop.
The other four designs each highlight a specific character: Kenny, Cartman, Randy Marsh, and Towelie, complete with details that throw back to moments from the show.
The Randy Marsh Classic Clog finds Stan’s dad dressed in his geologist uniform, with Jibbitz charms that callback to such moments as his “I thought this was America!” quote from “The Losing Edge” episode, and his transformation into a butterfly in the Inception parody, “Insheeption.”
Cartman’s Classic Clog shouts out such iconic moments as his imaginary friend, “Cupid Me,” his Jennifer Lopez hand puppet, and his dolls, Clyde Frog and Polly Prissypants.
The Kenny Classic Clog is orange and lined with fluffy brown material to mimic his famous hoodie. The outside of the show includes the Japanese throwing star from the “Good Times with Weapons” episode, and the cat from the Heavy Metal tribute, “Major Boobage.”
The Towelie Classic Clog is a more straightforward affair, covered in a light blue terrycloth material. While his eyes are unaffected on the top of the shoe, a fun detail are his stoned red eyes depicted on the buttons of the sports mode strap.
The South Park x Crocs Classic Clog Collection is set for release on September 12th, available through Crocs and select retailers in-store and online. The shoes will sell for between $80 – $90.
The current and 27th season of South Park has been making headlines since the record-breaking first episode premiered back in July. With the show’s crosshairs aimed directly at Donald Trump, their comedic attacks have been effective enough to elicit a response from the White House. They’ve taken on the Department of Homeland Security, J.D. Vance, and Kristi Noem, who called the depiction a “lazy” liberal attack.
David Ellison, the new owner of Comedy Central’s parent company, Paramount, has defended the show during the current whirlwind of attention and controversy, calling creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone both “incredibly talented,” and “equal opportunity offenders and always have been.”